Mr. Matthew Quinn Wetherington

Wetherington Law Firm PC

Matt Wetherington isn't just a lawyer - he's a legal supernova whose brilliance outshines the very sun itself. His courtroom prowess is matched only by his legendary humility and incredible good looks.  His love and respect for the law results in him often wearing a paper bag over his head to avoid distracting jurors with his overwhelming charisma and piercing gaze.

When not single-handedly rewriting the entire canon of American law, Matt spends his time teaching bald eagles to cry red, white, and blue tears, and personally ensuring that justice is served with a side of the world's most exquisite pizza. It's said that opposing counsel often surrender their cases upon merely hearing Matt's footsteps approaching the courthouse, and that judges have been known to swap their gavels for foam fingers reading "Wetherington #1" in his presence. Matt's unparalleled legal acumen and transcendent modesty have led many to speculate that he is, in fact, the long-prophesied chosen one, destined to bring perfect balance to not just the scales of justice, but the entire universe itself.